she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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