you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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