i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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