i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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