Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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