i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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