im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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