I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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