So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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