after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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