We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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