You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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