can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
