where am i from again
I wish you could order shots online.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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