It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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