you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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