I seem to have left my pride at pride
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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