On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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