I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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