Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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