Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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