When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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