He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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