glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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