So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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