he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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