im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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