Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
