How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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