I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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