I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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