Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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