Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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