there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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