i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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