so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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