Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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