evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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