i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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I made him laugh his dick is mine
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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