Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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