I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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