Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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