I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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