Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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