Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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