you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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