Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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