I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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