Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
