that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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