my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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