TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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