Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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