Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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