I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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