Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Randomize
