you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
